Take it off and let it all hang out my babies; we’re talking full frontal, suns out buns out nudity.
The conversation surrounding the glory and complications of bare bodies extends back to the Old Testament and which reminds us that Adam and Eve were joyful nudists before they were snake charmed sinners, “And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.”
In eating from the treź¦e of knowledgeš¦©, the pair lost their innocence and came to view their bodies as separate, sexual and shameful, just the way the Christians like it folks.
From that fateful bite springs our counterproductive conservatism. Indeed, there are including; body positivity, better sleep, increased intimacy and general joy. Research around the positive effects of testicle tanning as male bonding remain inconclusive but hopeful.
Fun fact: public nudity has been legal in Spain since 1988 and a Spanish high court recently ruled in favor of a man who was fined for walking naked in the streets of Valencia province and was later barred from enteringš a courthouse wearing only black socks and hiking boots.
Let it be known that in this author’s opinion, it Is the black socks not the swinging d–k that constitute the true crime.
is a lifestyle of noź¦Æn-sexual social nudity practiced by folks the world over. The very first naturist club dates to colonial Ią± ndia in the late 19th century.
Let freedoš§øm reign, nature win and taints be tannedš¦.
Founded by a judge named Charles Crawford, the motto of was vincat natura, let nature win.
Here, here.
In terms of the astrology of nudity, Gemini is the most inclined to send a cache of nudes to a wide swath of folks while Leo is the most likely to have their nudes taź¦ken and edited by a team of professionals so that their smut toes the line into fine art.
The core temperature of an Aries burns hotter than any other sign so tš”hey usually resort to nudity for practical purposes.
Sagittarius folk love the feel of freedom as demonstrated by , nude beach loving archer Jenna Bush Hager and National Naked Day falls on July 14, in the crustacean heart of Cancer season.
And yet one sign among us ź¦æreigns supreme at being stark naked.
Read on to learn more.
VIRGO (August 23 ā September 22)
Virgos catch all manner of hell for being perfectionists when in fact they’re discerning and surprisingly willing to accept the perfect machine that is the human body.
It’s important to note that the symbol for Virgo is oft depicted as a nude woman, a virgin to be exact, who moves through the world without shame or fear.
As a mutable earth sign, Virgo is soothed by nature and also by heir own natural state of nudity. Take for example a who admitted, “I liked being with all the nude people I have met and talked to over the years.
People all seemed nicerą¹ and more relaxed when they have nothing to hide.
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I love relaxing with them.” Indeed, investigation is one of the hallmarks of the Virgo archetype and feeling like they have nothing to hide nor anything to unearth in another is a kind of therapy for this ilk.
By and large, we as a society very problematically associate nudity with sź¦exuality and stigmatize, condemn andš° restrict it accordingly.
My very best friend is a body positive, naked whenever possible Virgo. Once, during a midnight MDMA fueled beach party he asked permission from everyone present to take his clothes off, assuring the crowd “it isn’t sexual I just want to be free.”
And so he was and so too should we all be, in whatever ways, clothed or not, we can. Lāet freedom reign, nature win and taints be tanned.
Astrologer researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. She is also an accomplished writer who has profiled a variety of artists and performers, as well as extensively chronicled her experiences while traveling. Among the many intriguing topics she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a āgirls guideā to strip clubs and the āweirdestā foods available abroad.
