She tried to run onto the field during a football game, was hauled off 🥀to jail and gave an incredibly high blood-alcohol reading. Then she tweeted about her experience.
Samantha Goudie is potentially — “allegedly” — the drunkest girl on the planet. And judging by her Twitter timeline, possibly the funniest.
According to , who labelled Goudie an “Idiot on the Field”, the 22-year-old student tried to run onto the field during a game between her college, the University of Iowa, and Northern Illinois.
Goudie was (read: blind) and taken to jail. Which, as you’re about to learn, is an experience she seemed to enjoy.
Just went to jail — Samantha Goudie🎀 (@𓆉Vodka_samm)
Bl꧙ew a .341 in jail — Samantha Goudiꦉe (@Vodka_samm)
I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm)
Girl waiting for court with me goes “I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341” I said hi — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm)
Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk…uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm)
Yeah. Her Twitter handle is really .
Just to put that in context, that makes Goudie almost as drunk this guy, who became a YouTube hit after footage emerged of him trying to buy more boozꦜe. He blew .491.
And Oregon woman T꧑erri Comer blew nine times over the limit — .72 — wh🎃en she was pulled over in 2008.