Live at the Setai hotel and 11 other ways to luxe out in South Florida

● $12.8 MILLION, 101 20TH ST., MIAMI BEACH

What’s the worst part about checking i♓nto a five-star hotel? Checking out. So skꦆip that part and move into the Setai Resort and Residences.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 2,521 square feet, three bedrooms, t🌳hree bathrooms.

PERKS: The u🍃nit, recently remodeled, is decorated in “crisp” white tones, and y💝ou have access to the resort’s beach, pool and 24-hour hotel services.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? The 🐼first step out on ♏your soaring, 38th-floor balcony can be a mite startling.

THE X-FACTOR: Gloatinꦦg to the hotel guests you meet in the spa that you live🐟 here.

CONTACT: Lourdes D. Gutierrez, EWM, 305-960-2400 x7786

● $30.5 MILLION, 6440 N. BAY ROAD, MIAMI BEACH

Street-cred-wise, North Bay Road may✃ not have the razzmatazz of a Collins or a Brickell, but it’s still one helluva prestigious strip of as💯phalt.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 18,926 square feet, seven bedrooms,🐓 nine bathrooms,♔ two half-baths.

PERKS: Newly constructed home with “dramatic, wide” bay views, “gracious” rooms, “moderꦚn” layout, A/C, pool, ga🦩rage and waterfront.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? The 28,000-square𝐆-foot lot size on which it sits means you better gardener up, and gardener up fast.

THE X-FACTOR: With sliding glass wa💫lls throughout, it’s like entering the sexiest-ever supermarket frozen section at every turn.

CONTACT: Darin Tansey and Yvette Valverde, Douglas Elliman,
305-924-4100 and 305-469-1410

● $9.9 MILLION, 10 VENETIAN WAY, MIAMI BEACH

No, silly, nobody spiked your iced Arnold Palmer with flakka. You’re just seeing double becaus♔e this is an “impeccably combined” dual p🐽enthouse in the Grand Venetian with “spectacular” bay views from each and every room.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 6,422 square feet, six bedrooms, six bathrooms.

PERKS: Floor-to-ceiling glass windows, “gorgeous” white-lacquered cabinetry, marble countertops promising to “stun” in the open kitchen, formal living and family rooms, three terraces, a glass staircase, Savant smart system, Kreon lighting♛ and🎉 five parking spaces.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? 20-foot-ceilings mean advantage spider toꦑ whoever’s strolling up ⛦there, way out of your broomstick’s reach.

THE X-FACTOR: There’s a pneuꦓmatic elevator, so you just can shoot up a clear tube like so many plucked lotteryಞ balls.

CONTACT: Jeff Miller, Zilbert Realty, 305-726-0100

 ● $10.95 MILLION, 1750 ROYAL PALM WAY, BOCA RATON

In house years, this 2010-built Royal Palm Yacꦫht & Country Club Intracoastal Estate is just a baby. A very precocious baby dressed in a two-story Georgian-inspired onesie, playing on the edge of 100 feet of Intracoastal Waterway frontage.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 9,406 squa🦋re fee🥃t, six bedrooms, seven bathrooms, three half-baths.

PERKS: An “impressive” two-story foyer, floating staircase, waterfront views, 35-foot-long living room, herringbone-pattered hardwood floors, a wall of sliding glass doors, three loggias, outdoor “resort-like” entertaining space, pool and spill-o💦ver s🔯pa, kitchen with “professional-grade” tech, playroom and “luxe” master suite opening onto a balcony with “serene” views.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? It’s possible a well-sliced golf ball from the coun🥃try club’s greens could break a window.

THE X-FACTOR: Its Susan Connor of P&H Interiors-designed guts haveꩵ graced the slick, glossy pages of Luxe Interiors + Design magazine. See for yourself!

CONTACT: D’Angelo Liguori and Rick Moeser, Christie’s International Real Estate, 866-281-6279 and 561-805-7327

● $59 MILLION, 89 MIDDLE ROAD, PALM BEACH

You’re less buying a home, more starting a microstate with this place’s ꦗtwo giant main residences and three separate staff/guest houses.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 18,253 square feet, 10 bedrooms, 11½ bathrooms.

PERKS: You’re in the heart of PB with oceanfro𒉰nt, A/C, a wood-burning 🍰fireplace, balcony, gym and a pool.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? Decidin💎g w🧸hich home to live in: The 5,541-square-foot residence by Addison Mizner or the 12,712-square -foot Wyeth-designed option.

THE X-FACTOR: With all those staffers/guests scampering about, you’re going to need those “park-like” grounds (statued, to boot) for a little alone time.

CONTACT: Carole Hogan and Carol Digges, Brown Harris Stevens, 561-805-5041 and 561-805-5031

● $15.5 MILLION, 610 W. DILIDO DRIVE, MIAMI BEACH

It’s hip to be s🔥quare in this🦂 two-story, breeze block-walled abode.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 5,210 square feet, five bedrooms, six bathrooms.

PERKS: Set on 10,500 square feet, there are “outstanding” design elements like terrazzo andꦯ “rare” marble floors, teak cabinetry, cypress wood ceilings, steel beanpoles, stacked travertine stone and sliding walls of glass. Outside there’s a dock and raised negative-edge pool.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? You might have to learn what the heck “MiMo” means to 🌜truly appreciate the home’s style (it’s obnoxiously thജrown around a lot in this part of town).

THE X-FACTOR: Did somebody say Jacuzzi? If they didn’t, they should’ve. Luckily the
1,200-square-foot rooftop te🌃rrace has your hot tub game covered — and it’s multi-lit.

CONTACT: Esther Percal, EWM, 305-674-4022

● $15.85 MILLION, 485 LEUCADENDRA DRIVE, CORAL GABLES

With 380 feet of waterfront and a 100-foot dock, this “stunning” e♌state isn’t at all meant for landlubbers. Wa༺rning: It is BYOBoat.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 12,757 square feet, seven bedrooms, nine bathroom🦋s, two🦂 half-baths.

PERKS: Sprawls on a 47,155-square-foot lot, “commanding” views of the waterway leading to the♏ bay, formal living and dining rooms, gourmet kitchen, media room and “exceptional” master suite with a “resort-like” bathroom൲.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? Nearby University🐲 of🐈 Miami sorority girls might rush your house by mistake.

THE X-FACTOR: The pool overlooking the water isn’t redundant — it’s just
re-awesome.

CONTACT: Nathan B. Zeder and Judy Zeder, EWM, 786-252-4023 and 305-613-5550

● $4.25 MILLION, 2127 BRICKELL AVE., MIAMI

Exercise some circular logic and move into the cylindrically chic, 40-story, God-sized roll of paper towels that is Bristol Tower in Miami’s buzzy businওess district.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 5,300 square feet, seven bedrooms, 7½ bathrooms.

PERKS: “Dramatic” two-story atrium, “elegant” finishes, Venetian plaster, Italian doors, open kitchen, imported cabinetry, ba🐼y views and terraces throughout, “spa-like” bathroom.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? The tower’s penthouse is no longer making Pharrell “happy,” so you may lose him as a neighbor (although he’s been trying to sell his now $10M+, pop art-filled pad for a hot minute now, to no avail)𓂃.

THE X-FACTOR: Your unit is wired with s🐻omething called “Lut🎀heran lighting,” so no surprise pop-ins from Pope Francis for you.

CONTACT: Farid Moussallem, Compass, 305-519-5397

● $11.49 MILLION, 440 W. DILIDO DRIVE, MIAMI BEACH

Sorry, not sorry, Italy — Miami has its own Venetian Islands, and these babi🌜es ain’t sinking into Davy Jones’ locker any time soon. Biscayne Bay’s famous artificial archipelago is home to this “gorgeous” manse.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 7,💮520 square feet, six bedrooms, seven bathroo꧙ms, one half-bath.

PERKS: “Contemporary” architectural design, “spa𝓀cious” open floor plan, Officine Gullo professional chef’s kitchen, “stunning” master suite.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? Car𝄹eful with that address and your smartphone’s a🍸utocorrect!

THE X-FACTOR: No one knows how to leave on a high note quite like the sun.ꦫ And there ain’t no sunset like a Miami sunset — drink one♏ up every night from your 1,600-square-foot roof deck.

CONTACT: Jeff Miller and David Veit, Zilbert Realty, 305-726-0100 and 305-610-4509

● $19.95 MILLION, 6021 LE LAC ROAD, BOCA RATON

Hey there, fellow fat cat: I see your puny Olympic-size 🙈Gunite pool and raise you a private lake. Le Lac, to be exact, on which this 9-ღacre “sanctuary” of an estate just so happens to sit (you have to share it with a few neighbors though).

SPECS AND THE CITY: 23,902 square feet, eight bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, three ꩵhalf-baths.

PERKS: A guest house, sports complex, “beautifully” manicured grounds, pool (not that🅠 you need it — see: lake).

WHAT’S THE CATCH? Per the listing, there’s a Cold Stone Creamery nearby, so you might overhear scoopers break🎉ing into song from time to 𒉰time.

THE X-FACTOR: The h𒁃ome was designed by Randall Stofft, who’s won a gaggle of architectural awards: Aurora, Prism, Pinnacle and beyond.

CONTACT: Senada Adzem Bernard and Christopher Leavitt, Douglas Elliman, 561-322-8208 and 561-653-6224

● $12.25 MILLION, 1300 BRICKELL DRIVE, FORT LAUDERDALE

Channel your inner titan and annex one of southeast Fort Laudy’s “largest” an🍒d “most private” plots of land — a 36,518-square-foot lot where squats this “exquisitely” remodel♚ed estate.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 11,724 square feet, six bedrooms, seven bath♔rooms, three hal♕f-baths.

PERKS: 384 feet of waterfr⛦ont, gourmet kitchen, theater, wine cellar, game room, gym/office, two private master wings🐲, maid’s quarters, private guest quarters, “resort-style” pool, gazebo and gardens.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? You’re w༒ithin “walking distance” of tourist-crawling Las Olas Boulevard.

THE X-FACTOR: Wanna do a pub crawl? You can avoid said boulevard and 🌺its American Social and Big City Tavern madness altogether — the home has not one, but two full bars.

CONTACT: Sheryl Hodor, Douglas Elliman, 954-525-0575

● $33 MILLION, 5050 N. BAY ROAD, MIAMI BEACH

Whoa. Not only is this estate “one of Miami’s most prestigﷺious,” but it comes with a nude wo♕man by the pool! Oh wait, that’s just a life-size statue — but still, appreciated.

SPECS AND THE CITY: 8,619 sqওuare🦂 feet, 10 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, two half-baths.

PERKS: Sits on 32,085 square feet of “perfectly manicured grounds,” with loggia, gardens, waterfall, separate guest suites, a billiard/media room, classic foyer, “carefully” ꩲrenovated spaces, formal living and dining rooms, office, oversize dock, cabana bathroom and “sunset” views.

WHAT’S THE CATCH? That long driveway ain’t𒅌 going to b♔e popular with trick-or-treaters.

THE X-FACTOR: The blue-felted pool table alone is worth t♔he price of admission.

CONTACT: Esther Percal, EWM, 305-674-4022