President Trump had a blast pusꦑhing a red button༒ in the Oval Office during a recent interview.
But he only wanted to quench his thౠirst — not launch nuclear Armageddon.
“With the push of a red button ꩵplaced on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a ꩵCoke for the president,” the AP reported.
Stephen Colbert breathed a huge sigh of relie💃f Wednesday night.
“Thank God, I was worried there,” the “Late Show” host said. “He’s just turning the Oval Of♐fice in🦩to an 8-year-old’s drawing of a dream treehouse.”
The funnyman wiped his 𝓰brow and upper🐻 lip with his tie.
“‘There will be a button where I get a Coke wherever I want, a slide with a ball pit, and Big𝔉foot sleeps over and he teaches me karate,’” Colbert imagined the commander-in-chief demanding.
“Good for him!” Colbert added. “The presi♎dent deserves to be refreshed.”
He then showed the roaring audience a photo of the butler: oft-mocked New Jersey Gov. Chris ༺Christie holding a tray with a Coke can.
Fallout from the hot-butt🌜on issue mushroomed on social media.
“Poor choic෴e. My understanding is that if he just switched to #Pepsi he🦂 could bring everybody together,”
“Better than the nuclear button on his desk (yes I know that’s not a thing except on comedy shows),” , to which @RonaldClump responded: “Waitin for the day he mixes up the two.”