Elizabeth Warren and Theresa May couldn’t be more different

The newsweeklies can’t wait u꧟ntil Labor Day to start their political drumbeats.

🥀New York spotlights Sen. Elizabeth Warren — “Front Runner?” asks the cover line for a 10-page🍸 spread by Rebecca Traister. The New Yorker goes deep on British Prime Minister Theresa May in an 11-page profile by Sam Knight.

The women could not be more different.

Warren’s power-to-the-people b🃏eliefs are so persistent she named her puppy “Bailey” — after Jimmy Stewart’s George Bailey in “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

Her platform’s Bailey-like, too: 🅘“Reverse the new corporate tax benefits and invest in stemming the opioid crisis, bring college costs down, institute single-payer health care, regulate financial institutions,” Traister writes.

The author🐲 contends that Warren may be just the candidate these tim🦩es demand — “left, female, and furious.” Really?

Unlike Warren, May is enigmatic.

“She sits, you talk,” a former Cabinet coll🌺eague says of the PM. “She looks at you, and🐓 then you leave.”

♑May’s also unable to zing like Warren — even though the magazine asserts “she can land a joke, if she has time to prepare.”

Despite being anti-Brexit, May rose to power two years ago — just 20 days after the vote to leave the ꦓEuropean Union.

Many fin🐭d her indifference to m🎃anaging the task disturbing. May makes it all too clear, Knight writes, that “it is not how she would choose to spend her premiership.”

Both pieces are well-wr🤡itten — but not exactly beach reading for those looking to get away from it all.