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Ranking the Disney princesses from retro to woke

Disney princesses have . Here’s a ranking, from kept women to woke warriors:

  1. 12. Snow White — 'Snow White & the Seven Dwarves'

    Serves as non-paid domestic help for household of tiny men; rescued from spell by a larger man.

    SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS, Prince Charming, Snow White, 1937
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  2. 11. Cinderella — 'Cinderella'

    Finds her true love only when he finds out she cleans up real nice.

    CINDERELLA, Prince Charming dances with Cinderella, 1950. (c)Walt Disney/ Courtesy: Everett Collecti
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  3. 10. Aurora — 'Sleeping Beauty'

    Kissing the right man solves all life’s problems for her, including evil spells.

    SLEEPING BEAUTY, Princess Aurora, 1959
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  4. 9. Ariel — 'The Little Mermaid'

    Gives up her family, friends, lifestyle and home to be with a guy — who falls for her even though she doesn’t speak.

    THE LITTLE MERMAID, Ariel, 1989, (c)Buena Vista Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection
    Ariel with her eccentric taste and melancholy longing is pure Pisces. Walt Disney Co.
  5. 8. Belle — 'Beauty & the Beast'

    Being a bookworm helps heroine outwit her captor, albeit one she falls for anyway.

    BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, Beast, Belle, 1991
    Tale as old as time and Taurus AF. Walt Disney Co.
  6. 7. Jasmine — 'Aladdin'

    Strong ruler with a tiger as a pet, but still needs a man and his flying carpet to rescue her.

    ALADDIN, Princess Jasmine, 1992, (c)Walt Disney Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection
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  7. 6. Tiana — 'The Princess & The Frog'

    Aspiring independent restaurateur embarks on unconventional romance with frog-man, but in the end is told her ambitions aren’t as important as love.

    THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG, from left: Frog Naveen (voice: Bruno Campos), Princess Tiana (voice: Anik
    True to the industrious nature of her sun sign, Tiana is the only Disney princess with a job. Walt Disney Co.
  8. 5. Mulan — 'Mulan'

    Young girl aims to subvert the patriarchy by donning male drag and becoming a warrior, but still needs to cut off her hair for equality.

    MULAN, Mulan, Khan, 1998. c) Walt Disney Pictures/ Courtesy: Everett Collection.
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  9. 4. Rapunzel — 'Tangled'

    Imprisoned heroine matches wits with her non-royal rescuer; they fall in love after they sacrifice for each other.

    TANGLED, from left: Flynn Rider (voice: Zachary Levi), Rapunzel (voice: Mandy Moore), 2010. ©Walt Di
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  10. 3. Merida — 'Brave'

    Bow-slinging Celtic princess makes play for independence from arranged marriage; succeeds.

    BRAVE, from left: Lord Macintosh (voice: Craig Ferguson), Young Macintosh, Merida (voice: Kelly Macd
    Arrows up, Merida is all archer. Walt Disney Co.
  11. 2. Elsa and Anna — 'Frozen'

    One sister goes it alone to live large in ice palace; the other outs Prince Charming as a jerk. In the end, it’s sisterly love — not romantic love — that saves the day.

    FROZEN, from left: the Duke (voice: Alan Tudyk), Anna (voice: Kristen Bell),  Elsa (voice: Idina Men
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  12. 1. Moana — 'Moana'

    Rescues herself from a volcano goddess. Holds her own with a demigod. No romantic plot at all.

    MOANA, Moana (voice: Auli'i Cravalho), 2016. © Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / courtesy
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