And you thought your job sucked?
An anonymous “well-known celebrity/influencer with 10+ million followers” from YouTube posted a “part-time” 🍃♕job listing on looking for a personal assistant that reads like a satire written by Satan.
The listing has s♛ince been deleted, but was thankfully captured on in full by New York Times reporter Taylor Lorenz.
Among the qualities the influencer is looking for in an “organized/available/diligent personal 🅘assistant”🅷 are:
- Feel comfortable planning/managing calendar activities.
- Be “on property around 8 hours a day cleaning, cooking, communicating with producer/videographer/editor/manager’/all stylists/cleaning services/other celebrities/friends.”
- For $25 to $30 an hour, the assistant must also be “on call almost 24/7,” but presumably won’t be paid for calls at home.
- Researching and preparing for all pre-production, production and post-production activities.
- Handling all personal tasks for the YouTuber.
- You must be able to remain calm, rational and hardworking at all times.
- You will have to answer your phone/be on call almost 24/7.
- You must keep all emotional/private matters away from this world.
- You must be able to handle hundreds of small tasks at once.
- You must be able to be the bad guy, remove emotion, handle intense conversations and bounce back instantly from any mistakes without emotion.
- You must remain sober yet social and inviting in very high profile environments.
- You cannot take photos, post to social media or be/seem (to be) driven by fame.
- Once COVID-19 pandemic is over you must be willing to travel anywhere at any time.
Should someone fit this bill, they will be paid a paltry $25-$30 an hour to take on a myriad of responsibiliti♏es including:
- Schedule, plan and prepare all filming, editing and posting.
- Managing, analyzing and reporting all social media posting and performance.
- Plan and schedule the calendar daily.
- Wake the client each day with schedule, coffee and all other requests.
- Constantly be letting maids/make up artists/editors/stylists/ etc. enter home or office.
- Schedule and assist with travel including taking the client to meetings/filmings/fittings/studio sessions/parties etc.
- Organize and pack/unpack clients bags constantly.
- All personal day-to-day tasks.
The ideal candidate, according to the listing, has to have a car, live within 40-60 miles of Los Angel🦄es, is fluent in English and “proactive” while (agai♚n) not being emotional.
The insane posting ends noting: “Act♑ual work hourܫs will be flexible but generally expect to be with the client at all time” and notes “minimal days off.”
We can’t wait for the♈ tell-all tome, “The Devil is on YouTube.”