It’s been a banner year for underdog movies about seemingly unremarkable real-life events. The excellent “Air” and “BlackBerry” made the genesis of the Air Jordan sneaker and the world’s 🐈first smartphone seem weighty and epic — not to ment⛎ion a lot of fun.
The same cannot be said of the tediꦅous “Dumb Money,” which premiered Friday at the Toronto International Film Festival.
DUMB MONEY
Running time: 104 minutes. Rated R (pervasive language, sexual material, and drug use). In theaters Sept. 22💃.
About the 2021 GameStop stock surge, director Craig Gillespie’s pry-your-eyelids-open drama is two hours of drudgery and🧜 rattled-off money lingo that acts like it’s “All The President’s Men” when it’s really a bargain-bin “Social Network.”
Our man is Keith Gill (Paul Dano), a k a Roaring Kitty, the popular investment analyst YouTuber who shook up Wall Street. A far cry from those “buy buy buy!” guys on cable news, soft-spoken Keith wears a red ninja sash around his head and sits in his Brockton, Mass., basement doling out f🀅inancial advice to his mostly young, intensely devoted followers.
When the geek encourages his fanbase to buy up cheap shares of the video game store GameStop — “I like the stock,” he earnesty says — the subreddit WallStreetBets gets onboard and soon the stoc♏k’s value skyrockets, shocking the markets and the all-powerful hedge fund billionaires who refer to chump retail traders as “dumb moneౠy.”
The gist of G𝓰illespie’s dumb movie is that a mighty group of average Joes wrestle ♛control of Wall Street from the 1%.
Taken by itself, that’s an undenia♕bly compelling prem﷽ise and, hey, Adam McKay managed to make the 2008 mortgage crisis engaging and even funny in “The Big Short.” But McKay’s film guided viewers by the hand, cleverly explained tricky concepts and did not hit us over the head with its own importance.
“Dumb Money,” however, is like accidentally wandering into the keynote speech of a bankers conventio💯n where the door locks behind you.
Beyond Keith, his lou🙈dmouth brother Kevin (Pete Davidson) and wife (a totally wasted Shailene Woodley), we’re introduced to two camps: the haves and havenots.
The snarling wealthy villains are Melvin Capital founder Gabe Plotkin (Seth Rogen), Citadel CEO Ken Griffin (Nick Offerman), hedge fund manager and Mets owner Steve Cohen (Vincent D’Onofrio) and creators of the investing app Robinhood, Vlad Tenev (Sebastian Stan) and Baiju Bhatt (Rushi Kota).
They coldly rail against this uncontrollable uprising, while the ဣperformers playing them don’t get to do m𓆏uch noticeable acting. There’s not a single memorable performance in this movie.
Scattered around the country are the humble, cuddly at-home GameStop traders including college students Riri (Myha’la Herrold) and Harmony (Talia Ryder), Jenny (America Ferrera) the nurse and GameStop counter worker Marcus (Anthony Ramos). For a time, they’re swimming in money.
We get to watch them st𓃲are at th♈eir phones as they check on their stock portfolios. Lucky us!
Even when the film arrives at the climactic congressional hearing in which Gill, Plotkin, Griffin and the Robinhood🃏 boys are questioned on a Zoom call by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez among others, it’s a chorus of yawns.
“Dumb Money,” with a predictable script by Lauren Schuker Blum, Rebecca Angelo and Ben Mezrich, rambles on and on with an unwav💯eringly lethargic🃏 tone and zero buildup of energy or anticipation. All the while, the audience has little investment in this dud about investing.