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Human collie Toco gets mixed reviews from dog training experts after running agility course

It was a real dog and phony show.

The Japanese man known online as Toco the human collie appears to have been barking up the wrong tree w🌱hen he recently filmed himself tackling a canine agility course.

Video released this month shows his attem𝓀pt to navigate parts of an agility course in the realistic $14,000 dog costume.

However, the wannabe pet came up a little short with dog trainers consulted by The Post, who and said he needs lots of improvement before he’ll be able to compete with the big dogs at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

“I don’t know how he maneuvers in that c♚ontraption because it looks like it’s challenging for sure,” dog trainer✅ and owner of Trinity Border Collies, Brianne Farr, told The Post.

In the video, Toco immediately fails to clear a jump, instead landing on the bar a few feet off the ground. This would have led t﷽o𝓡 an immediate disqualification in competition, according to Farr. 

His s♕low🐲 momentum leading up to the jump was what sealed his fate, she noted.

Video captured Toco the human collie attempting to navigate parts of an agility course in the realistic $14,000 dog costume. YouTube / I want to be an animal
Toco attempted to jump over a bar a few feet off the ground but failed to get his body over without touching the obstacle. YouTube / I want to be an animal
After failing to clear the bar, Toco fell over crashing into the obstacle, breaking it along the way. YouTube / I want to be an animal

But she credited him for entering the ensuing weave poles correctly even as struggled tꦅ🅷o make his way through them quickly.

Toco then triedﷺ to conquer the steep A-frame, but never appeared steady enough to make the daring climb and rolled off the side in defeat.

Even the broad jump wa🦩s too difficult a task, and Toco tripped his way through that.

“He definitely needs to work on his jumping skills,” Farr said as she laughed, adding. “Overall, I think🔥 it was a bit of a struggle for him.”

Another dog trainer was more direct after watching 🦄the clip.

“Good effort by a short-legged, overweight ✃collie,” said Andrea Samuels, who is a six-time national agility champion at the A♋merican Kennel Club.

Toco took it slow as he maneuvered his way around agility weave poles. YouTube / I want to be an animal
Toco also met up with a real dog, at first the Shiba Inu was intrigued but soon became disinterested with Toco. YouTube / I want to be an animal

But Toco has faced his doubters before.

Top collie breeders and dog-show judges have previously said they weren’t impressed💃 with Toco’s physique in his hyper-realistic costume.

He burst onto the scene earlier this year when he posted a video♈ on his social media pages of him wearing the costume.

Farr, who has participated in the AKC 🧜national agility championship, doesn’t think all hope is lost for Toco if he digs his paws into trai🌳ning.

Dog handler Brianne Farr gave her assessment of Toco, saying it looked challenging to “maneuver in that contraption.” Courtesy of Brianne Farr

She suggests he should undertake body awareness and body conditioning exercises to ൲be more a꧃gile, and lower the A-frame so it’s less steep.

“I have had dogs come to me for training that really lacked coordination and jumping skills and things like that because some dogs don’t have the natural ability and there෴’s a lot of training to help teach them how to do that stuff,” an amused Farr said.