Ex-CNN anchor Don Lemon will marry his longtime partner this weekend in NYC
Hitch in Lemonās next move
When life gives youš lemons .ā.ā. you either make lemonade or you š¦marry one of them.
Don Lemon. Ex CNN anchor. And ā until recently ā an Elon Musk pal. This Saturday he and longtime partner Tim Malone will squeeze together legally. Marry. š§øWed. Tie the knot. March down a very short aisle at the Polo Bar to become husband and husband.
Handsome Tim, whoās in real estate,š³ and even handsomer Don had postponed their marriage amid COVID.
Donās 58, Tim 39. Engaged since 2019. The wedding will be smalšl because ā with recent happenings and hiccups ā from his CNN firing to the Musk blowup ā Donās circle of friends shrunk. UTAās top boss will be there. Chris Licht? He shouldnāt look for an invitation.
Lemon ā hired at CNN in 2006, unhired in 2023 ā YouTubeš gives a plaque to creators who reach 1 mil subscribers.
Both genš¹ts have everything so, while they say āI do,ā me I do not yet know what friends should send for gifts. A contract, maybe?
No cruiser zone
TRUE STORY: A Park Avenue high-class building. A š·uniformed cop in front shouting to the uniformed doorman: āMy car. Whereās my official police car? I just parked it here. Someone took it? Stole it? Itās gone! Meter maid take it?ā The official NYC policeman could not find the official NYC police car heād just left. Last seen he was running around streets hunting it. Doorman knew nothš ing. Forget about defunding the police. How about just unfunding their cars?
Real horror show
BILL Nighy: āMy new movieās āThe First Omen.ā Scary flick. Bad stuff. One viewer was ātraumatized.ā Itās all fear.š¶ā
Lovely. A baby shower for Satan. People paying money just to get scared. What could bešÆ better for Easter.
Funniest meal of the day
JERRY Seinfeld. āUnfrosted:ź¦ The Pop-Tart Story,ā film he co-wrote and directed, is about cereal.
Seinfeld: āEarly 1960s Americaās morning was milk and cereal. Post and Kelloggās. The undisputed giants. Happy childhoods fāØor American kids.ā
Heās in this with funny people like Sebastian Maniscalco, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer, Fred Armisen, Hugh Grant plays whateverthehellās Tony the Tiger, Jon Hamm, Peter Dinklage, John Slattery, Christian Slater, Cedric the Entertainer and half āSNLāsā cast. Any comic not in this: fire your agent.
The thingās May 3. Netflix.
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Just for one pint
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Definitely only in New York, kids, only in New York.