Nothing to see here, folks.
The total eclipse put on quite a show from ൩Dallas to Cleveland to Burlington, Vt.
The view here i🌺n New York was less th🌺an spectacular.
The partial eclipse was dulled by the pa✨r🅘tly cloudy skies.
Attorney General Letitia James is considering a lawsuit against both Mother Nature and, of course, Do🌸nald Trump.
What happened to the Marlins?
The Fish are 1-10 and on the verge of being m🍒athematically eliminated from the playoffs. A.J. Puk, a♑n effective reliever last season, has made two starts.
Batters have slapped The Puk for six runs in six i🦩nnings while walking nine.
Carlos Rodon,🔴 who made Yankees fans puke last year, has allowed three runs ಌover 9 ²/₃ thus far.
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Gladys Knight to sum up our day/night.
“Darkness all around me. Blockin’ out the sun. Old fri🐲ends call me, but I just don’t feel like talking to anyone.”
Rockies 7, D’backs 5. Down -107 wallypips.