Summer share in the wealth
Looking to overpay in the overpriced Hamptons over summer? Try writer Neil Simon’s old place.
Rem𒈔ember “The🌜 Odd Couple”? Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau? Remember Amagansett?
Three-bedroo▨m ranch near the ocean and now owned by a hotel, which means subletting includes rooꦍm service.
Same for August. No discounts at TKTS. I’m just the messenger. Shoꦆot instead the Rea൲ltors.
Pod people
All of America is getting a poꦬdcast. It’s the 🎀law. Comes along with your birth certificate.
Now Jon Stewart, who says: “After much reflection, meditation and prayer I’ve decided to extend my workweek 🐻to two days.”
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MTV is producing. The once a week t♔hing’s “The Weekly Show🍸 With Jon Stewart. They were up all night naming it.
Divine mystery
God — and for those who choose no﷽t to believe in Him —just let me finish.
TV talking heads — reading word for word off their prompters — are dissecting, excoriating Donald: liar, narcissist, etc., etc., blah, blah.
You do💛n’t like him? OK. I don’t like Adam Bullschiff either.
꧒But Man 🐠is the image and likeness of our Maker. God being infinite, we are jillions on this planet. So, of course, we’re all different.
There weren’t two Einsteins. Mme. Curie who discovered radium didn’t say that🌄 her uncle helped.
Good or bad, brilliant, dumb, honest, dishonest, the Creator being infinite — we’re𝐆 all different.
Ever have a friend who crossed you? A ♏relati꧅ve who didn’t understand you? A husband whose habits you couldn’t take anymore?
Our Creator is infinite. We are infinit🅰e. Our mores, ways, thinkiꦛng. Animals tame or wild, different. Infinite. Good or bad. Flowers go their special ways.
Creation’s not aಌll the same. Our teeth are not alike. Fingers not the same size. So, like it or not like it, humans go their individual ways.
So, like him or don’t like him, understand him or d🍬on’t understand him — co𒉰uld be Donald’s just living his own DNA.
Street benders
Per Rosemary Misdary, science reporter for Gothamist, , from 6🔴1st to 63rd — a shriveled two blocks (my kitchen’s larger) — is taking 10 years Cost zoomed to $22.3 million.
Alison Landry, chief infrastructure officer for NYC, said, “City officials must bid for any project before their own people perform the work. Renovate your apartmen🦹t then wait a year for a contractor? Materials are not always available.”
New York City: Our tax🔥 is up and our max is down.
Go overboard
I start with the Hamptons. I end with the Hamptons. her south of the highw𒁃ay’s $8.5 mil Sagaponack shack.
2019 she paid about $5.5 million for it — seven bedrooms, six baths, guesthouse ✃with another bed and bath. Do not call me. Call Hunter. He has the cash.
During Mother’s Day weekend our🍎 govern🐬ment’s top policymakers had a hot debate.
Subject:💫 whether to have an orgy or not. I cannot deliver the outcome be𒊎cause, unfortunately, everybody fell asleep during the vote.
Only in DC, kids, only in DC.