Johnny Oleksinski

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Dana Carvey makes a brilliant, doddering Joe Biden on ‘Saturday Night Live’ premiere

For ꦕthe first time 🐈ever, “Live from New York, it’s ‘Saturday Night’!” made me tear up a little.

Proudly shouted by former cast members Maya Rudolph and Dana Carvey, the famous phrase kicked off the 50th season of a New York icon.

Can youౠ believe “Saturday Night Live” is 50 years old?

However 💖you may feel about the show, Lorne Michaels’ sketch series, which has been broadcasting from Studio 8H at 30 ꦚRock in Midtown since 1975, has undeniably shaped American comedy as we know it.

It has birthed countless stars ⛎and wr﷽ung out a million laughs.

Maya Rudolph returned to the role of Kamala Harris — now as a presidential candidate. NBC / SNL

We all grew up with it, we all can quote it, ♐we all have fiery opinions about it. The NBC show is part of the fabric of American life.

Embracing his inner Canadian, Michaels went surprisingly ꦬlow-key for the start of Season 50, which was hosted by the fabulous Jean Smart from “Hacks.” Country singer Jelly Roll was the m𒅌usical guest.

The show’s enigmatic creator previously said, sans much detail, that there will eventually be a Radio City Music Hall celebration to honor “Saturday Night Live”’🔥s first half century.

Still, it wa𝔉s 💃a big and brilliant move to bring back “SNL” legend Carvey as a doddering President Joe Biden. I squealed when he took the stage.

After so many lame attempts to capture the essence 🧸of the cuckoo prez — Jason Sudeikis, Woody Harrelson, Jim Carrey, Mikey Day — the excellent Carvey finally batted it ouಌt of the park.

“A lot of peop🤡le forget I’m pres🦹ident,” he said next to Rudolph’s Kamala Harris. “Including me!”

Carvey got every Biden quirk and mannerism spot-on. NBC / SNL

Every unhinged commeᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚnt, intonation, gesture and glance was totally hilarious.

He confusedly wandered of𝄹fstage, creepily sniffed Kamala’s hair and inexplicably whispered “The. ⛎Rich. Don’t. Pay. Their. Fair. Share.”

Rudolph’s d🍸ismissive Kamala said, “Thank you, Joe Biden, for putting your country first, and for handing over t🍰he reins.”

Shouted back Carvey’s Biden: “I didn’t want to!”

Too true.

You’ll recall that Carvey, besides being the Church Lady, Garth from “Wayne’s World,” John McLaughlin and countless other roles, was responsible for one of “SNL”’s best-ever political performances — George H.W. Bush.

He gets it. Carvey ღjust played the part, without agenda or judgment. And he killed.

I sincerely hope we see much, much more of his fantastic Biඣden this season.

Also, I’ll hand it to James Austin Johnson: His Donald Trump impression is very good. But, the ꦫpremiere jokes about 45 were typical and indistinguishable from anybody else’s.

Rudolph’s Harris pulled her punches again. The bit is still too much about silly dancing and quirky voices rather than who the presidential candidate actually is. Right now, she’s cute, not funny.

James Austin Johnson makes a funny, if typical Donald Trump. NBC / SNL

🥂“Weekend Update” had n🅺o choice but to take on Mayor Eric Adams’ unprecedented indictment over charges that he was bribed by the government of Turkey.

“I’ve spent every singl♐e day with the working people of this city,” said Devon Walker as Hizzoner.

“The dancers, the bottle girls, Fat J𒅌oe. And they all say the same thing: ‘Thank you for bringing swagger back to the city! What was once a swag-less dump is now a swag-tropolis… with significantly more crime than before.’”

Bꦺut, “Update” co-anchor Michael Che pushed, “You did favors for t༺he Turkish government in exchange for expensive trips.”

Shot back Walker’s Adams: “So you want yo🍨ur mayor in coach, huh?”