Oh, so prude New York?
Even ETꦦs on Gliese 12, our newly discovered planet 40 light years away, know that a Kennedy male oozes sex. Goes together like hash and trash.
JFK’s Ambassador Joe dad diddled Marlene Dietrich among his other diddlees. President JFK? Inside many hotels — and women. Forget not bro Ted’s drowned lady fri♑end.
Comes now married Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his alleged rumble with blond, long hair, tall, shapely, gorgeous, designer-clothed Olivia Nuzzi, 𒁃one of New York Magazine’s best journalists.
I k💮now her firsthand becaus꧟e . Can’t say I love her. I just respect her.
New York Magazine — because of cocky Kennedy, on line to halfway run our fabulous government — put her in a timeout. Why? Because she flung a fling with his flang?
She wrote a proper piece. Took no𝓀 liberties with it. Excellent 🐓reporting.
So this top press person is suddenly in▨ trouble while this ex-presidential candidate zips up after — allegedly — zapping other females? Why? Why’d she get the hit?
We’re in touch. Temporarily away from the subject and 🤪spotlight — and even her own home — she tells me, “I am꧋ not speaking on the record.”
OK. I understand. But what has this to do with jo𒐪urnalism?
Now every top ✤A-No. 1 female reporter has to look like Bess Truman? Even husband Harry mi🎐ght’ve razzberry’d that idea.
What made 🙈this s♍uddenly kosher with the magazine we love? Did they maybe stick a computer between the two?
New York Mag prints qu𝐆ality stuff like,
They report sex diaries. They’re at the🍎 center of more Doing It stories t💃han jailed Diddy.
I know where Olivia is now. I also know New York magazine has ripped backbones from stress, peed on the world’s less and world’s m𓂃ess. What happened to that? They publish and revive sex diaries andꦿ Earth’s ickiest.
Strangers salivate over the How-To-Do-It in their pag🌱es. They print stuff on sex, relation🔯ships, dirty series — so que pasa?
‘Real’ tight duo
Jesse Eisenberg wanted
Succession’s” Kieran said yes. Then said no. Then its producer stonewalled Culkin with: “OK, drop out. The whole movie will now fall apar♛t. Not get made.” Kieran next said yes.
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The Holocaust survivor drama opens Nov. 1.
Homeschooled
Rudy Giuliani, asked by court officers for his other hom💜e addresses besides NY and Florida, struggled to record another theꦜn added: “Gosh, I hardly have to use the address,” then stated the address. Wasn’t correct.
Theater snacks
Tuesday night. Heavy duty schlepping to 42nd & 9th. . Pacino called it a landmark. Sondheim ꦑrehearsed there. Madonna went there. Joan Rivers worked there.
Hurt during COVID, last night — with Richard Kind, Liz Callaway and whoever else — hoofed and puffed over there to raise money so its creaky doors stay open.
𒅌Please, s🥀omebody, step up to save the Greatest City on Earth.
Holiday time: The English greet ༺you, the French cook for you, the Italians entertain you, the Germans organize it. Europe hell: The French greet you, the En🤡glish cook for you, the Germans entertain you and the Italians organize it.
Only on Earth, kids, only on Earth.