Astrology

The three zodiac signs that are always brutally honest


To paraphrase the , “Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.”

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Yet, some signs more than others are inclined to pull that truth out and speak it plain, loud and sharp. Three signs in particular stand out as truth tellers, bean spillers, word vomittį©šį©šį©šį©šį©šį©šā¤ā¤ā¤ā¤į©šā¤ā¤ā¤ā¤į©šā¤ā¤ā¤ā¤į©šš’€±į©šį©šį©šers and soap box speakers. This trinity of truth is united in their allegiance to the authentic; forsaking niceties, nuancešŸ—¹ propriety and at times, personal safety.

Some people soften the truth while others wield it like a blšŸ—¹unt force object. Brutal honesty is both a blessing and a bane, exalted when it exposes crimes, corruption, government duplicity and crimes against humanity and absolutely off putting when it is delivered as an unsolicited opinion on an outfit, haircut, baby name or other life choice.

When determining if you fall in the blunt category of communicators, make sure to read for both your sun and Mercury sign. The latter rules language and ešŸ’ƒxchange and both its sign and position within the birth chart are indicative of our style of conveying information.

Read on to learn which three signs would be a great role model for the fib inclined Pinocchio.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Whistleblower, truth spouter, beard wearer and absolute Aries Frank Serpico. Louis Liotta

Noted for their quick fire tempers and poor impulse control, Aries rules the head and the mouth. Consequently, there is no divide nor hesitation between what these people think and what they say. When I imagine this tactless trajectory it is not wildly dissimilar from Linda Blair’s possessed, green bile vomit stream in “The Exorcist.”

On the upswing, you never have to guess how an Aries feels though you may have to duck/wince/dodge when they start hurling their truth. At their best, brightest and most unfiltered, Aries folk are unafraid to blow the whistle or tear the top off of corruption as was the case for Aries Daniel Ellsberg who leaked the Pentagon Papers, Ron Ridenhour whose research spurred the federal investigation of the My Lai Massacre and fellow ram Frank Serpico who single handedly and fearlessly exposed endemic coą¦“rruption within the NYPD.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo is ruled by planet Mercury, named for the Roman god of messages. Getty Images

Virgo is ruled by Mercury, planet of exchange and expression. Unlike scatter shot, the truth is a negotiation Gemini, which also cošŸ’§unts Mercury as a ruler, Virgo is exacting and at times absolutely leveling in their hyper critical approach to communication. Symbolized in the Major Arcana of the tarot by the Hermit, Virgo has an uncā™anny ability to see what can and should be improved upon, be it character development, bangs, exercise technique etc. and a deep need to share that knowledge/opinion with the unsuspecting.

The great paradox of these people is that they are aces at delivering advice but are wholly incapable of taking it. Examples of Virgo truth spillers include investigative journalist Gary Webb who tied the crack cocaine epidemic to the dark dealings of the CIA and Sherron Watkins, a former Enron employee who blew the whistle on the company’s criminal activity.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Mark Twain, whose propensity for truth telling was the only thing more memorable than his mustache. Bettmann Archive

Archers feel a kind of ordained duty to tell the truth, like Sagittarius writer and activist who maintains, ā€œIt is the responsibility of intellectuals to speak the truth and to expose lies.ā€ What they like in tact, they make up for in honesty. We see this righteousness in Sag folk like Mark Twain, Linda “record your bestie telling sex stories and call it patriotism” Tripp and Jeffrey Wiggand whose revelations about the nefarious and willfully harmful practices of the tobacco industry inspired the Oscar nominated film “The Insider.”

Sagittarius is associated with the ninth house ź¦¬of travel, higher learning, expansion and exposure. As such, archers are the soapbox speakers, vocal projectors who see the truth as a temple that must be venerated, lošŸ¼udly, often and without regard for feelings or fear of fall out.


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