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There's actually a reason hot dogs and buns aren't sold in the same number

𝓀The brat's in the cradle? Unfortunately for hot-dog lovers, the sausage-to-roll ratio is skewed heavily in the bread's favor.

Here's how soaring sausage sales could indicate economic turmoil

"People at the end of the day are trading down right now💫," Kelly Lester, a policy analyst for the Center for Food, Power & Life at the Jo🧸hn Locke Foundation...

Brides are burying raw sausages in the ground before saying 'I do' — here’s the bizarre reason why

They’re hoping for the best, but🍸 preparing for the wurst. 

Israeli diplomat's son beaten in jail over sausage debate — a month after striking Florida cop on motorcycle

 While waiting in a holding cell at the jail, Gil was engaged in a bizarre discussion about sausages with another inma𓄧te, Blake Elvis Ermus, 32, when the teen was attacked.

King Charles III takes coronation oath with 'sausage fingers' on the Bible

"I name yo꧙u King Sausage Fingers the first… #Coronation," one snarky royal watcher posted on Twitter.

🐟 King Charle♐s fans have ‘sausage finger’ sandwiches on their coronation menu

"Pretty ✅sure it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. He even has a ring on one of his sausage fingers!" a Twitter u🍒ser bragged.

I’m a doctoꦉr — this is why King Charles has ‘sausage fingers’

 King Charles' "saus🐭age fingers" have become infamous, and many have wondered why ඣthey're like that.

Butcher trolls King Charles by selling 'sausage fingers': 'I'm going to hell'

🧔 This butcher makes a mean "Ch🅰uck roast."

Vegetarian 'traumatized' as boyfriend's sausage sprouts pig snout, ears

 A UK vegetarian was horrified after her boyfr𝓀iend's sausage seemingly transformed into a pig.

 K𝔉9 sniffs out ꦺ88 lbs illegal sausage at Newark airport

A very good K9 sniffed out 88 pounds of illegal sausage at Newark Libeꦫrty International Airport, officials announced Monday.  The expert beagle, named Kody, wꦕas examining luggage coming in from...

Russia's 'Sausage King' killed with crossbow in surprise sauna attack

A Russian oligarch nicknamed the “Sausage King” was killed by a crossbow Moꦑnday when two masked men attacked the meat magnate and a woman in a sauna at his countryside...

Boy who has eaten n🐼othing but sausages his whole life has been cured

His mother credit hypnosis w🦩ith his breakthrough.

Sausage smackdown! Man beaten ♏with a huge piece of meat

൩ This guy took the "meating" of a lifetime. A sausage-wielding grocery store customer in Vasylkiv, Ukraine, attacked an employee after being denied a purchase of alcohol before 9 a.m. due... 

Jimmy Dean rewarding fans with sausage-scented wrapping paper ℱ

This year, give the gift of🦋 sausage-scented wrapping paper. For the second year in a row, Jimmy Dean is promoting a holiday-themed Recipe Gift Exchange, which is sort of like...

'That's not very nice!': Girl swears off meat after learning where it comes from

Little Erin may have been excited for dinner, but her hunger quickly fad💖ed after asking her dad how her sausages were made. "We turn the pigs into sausages — the...

Jimmy Dean recalls sausage links after customerꩲs find metal

❀ CTI Foods is recalling 14 tons of its frozen Jimmy Dean Heat ’n Serve Origina🐽l Sausage Links because they may contain pieces of metal. The privately owned Owingsville, Kentucky, company...

22-year-old ꧑brat arrest꧃ed for attacking mom with sausages

This son is the würst! Police in Florida arrested a hungry 22-year-old jerk who pelted his mom with saus🙈ages because she accidentally bumped into him while making his dinner. Hermes...

𒉰 Vet forced to sever own arm after gett🎐ing it stuck in meat grinder

JAMESTOWN, N.D. — A 69-year-old Vietnam vet who lost a hand after it got stuck in a meat mixer while he was making sausage at his North Dakota home says... 🤪

Firefighters who saved piglets get them back as 'thank you' sausage

A litter of ador🌱able piglets were rescued from a barn fire — only to be slaughtered and turned into “fantastic” sausages as a gift to the firefighters who saved them....

Raining sausꦜages wake up sleeping family

ꦯ  A South Florida family is frankly puzzled after 15 pounds of Italian sausage fell from the sky and landed on their home "It was like thunde꧃r, and it awakened me...